Friday 20th March.
Made contact with an alien life form on the "Internet", via a strange system of "message's". Arranged to meet this entity (Green squid thing) at a later time in the town center. Funny how they come from millions of miles away and find you every time but can never remember the way to your house, or is this a simple ploy to catch you unawares?
8.03pm Still no contact, you'd think that they'd find the way seeing as how they're so advanced.
8.07pm First contact, if you exclude the "message's". Arranged to meet the said alien up Town, obviously so it could attract
as little attention as possible. No problem there the only thing that attracts attention round here, is when a bush is
uprooted and planted up someone's rectum.
8.27pm After arriving up Town and looking for the Alien I realised that I had no way of knowing what it would look like. So
after investigating a number of likely suspects I approached a car with something strange sitting in the driving seat. After
giving direction's we finally arrived back at my house.
8.47pm I introduced the Alien to Tracey who took it quite well mentioning that I should take a visit to a local holy place.
8.58pm Arriving at the holy place we take refreshment in the form of 'beer'. The Alien comments that he hasn't
had a good 'beer' in quite sometime, it shows.
11.39pm Where did the rest of the evening go? Did my Alien chum use some intensive mind beam on me and conduct
experiments on my brain, it sure feels that way. I find standing in one place too long makes the room spin.
11.42pm After taking a trip to the mens room I notice that the Alien is wobbling, is this a form of communication?
11.58pm Picked up and brought home, at last. The Alien ask's if it's okay to stop over the night, by the looks of him he
may need to stop altogether! I agree and attempt to make the spare room up, but I'm no good at stories so I just give
him the quilt and a pillow.
12.05am Decide to hit the pillow, when I can stop it floating out the window.